How can you look at these 2 kids and not think they just OWNED Halloween... They got the plane, the flight suits, "Highway To The Danger Zone" on the Boombox... Yep, these kids are straight crushing it!!!  And way to go mom and dad... They came strong on Halloween this year... The only downside, you can't NOT go all out every year now... And which kid is Goose... You think he's gonna develop a complex later in life!!!

Wow!!  Just Wow... Somewhere this kids parents are high fiving because they have raised the greatest kid in the history of the world... Seriously, this is how you get famous these days... Don't have a marketable skill??  No problem!!!  Let's just jam a bunch of crap up our nose... We'll get girls all over the place!!!   Why waist that $4.50 on something useful, like food, when we can jam in our facce!!!  I'm crying a little on the inside... for America!

Come on Pops!!!  You think you could man up and not puke all over yourself for a minute... Maybe if you hadnt gone elbows deep at the Polish Sausage stand before you got on the Roller Coaster, maybe you wouldn't be wearing a layer of puke all over your sweet flannel shirt!!!  You are blowing chucks, and your daughter is over there having the time of her life.... Or she was, till she caught a chunk of your lunch in her grill... Happy birthday Becky!!!