According to a new survey conducted by Daily Mail, the AVERAGE DAD...
Has two kids
Became a dad when he was 28
Makes about $45,000 a year
Gets home from work at 5:53, is watching TV by 7:47, and is in bed by 10:15
Drives a Ford and puts 46 miles a week on it driving the kids around
Has two arguments with the kids every week
Makes 10 "dad jokes" a week
Embarrasses his kids in public five times a month
Considering the possibilities of what the average dad could be like, this sounds pretty damn good!
Article Courtesy of Daily Mail